I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.
Dearest Samantha,
I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this “Karen” continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks.
Best Wishes,
Octopus #5, Monterrey bay research aquarium
a bouquet like this very textured varied tones of white would be so cunt it’s kind of like beautiful bodily fluids björk would get me she likes to live life very vividly very sensually it’s pagan poetry











